Sunday, May 20, 2007

In the mood for love



Outraging/unforgiving survey by Chinese University Students!
A survey on eroticism was conducted without any tipping to the general public on *desirable places for sex* except one - the campus which end up 4 out of 5 replies found it sexually not arousing... and this is very unforgiving for architects. (details here and here)

**technically speaking- 打野戰 or architecturally speaking- habitual de-territorization


一:你唔覺得做愛好悶既咩?
二:你唔覺得做愛好煩咩?最煩係d乜野?
三:你會唔會幻想過同阿爸阿媽兄弟姐妹做愛?(無論細個或而家都得!)
四:你有冇裝過佢地沖涼、換衫、自慰、做愛?
五:在街上什麼人(或動物/東西)最能挑起你的慾望?
六:你有冇幻想同朋友男朋友或女朋友做過愛?
七:如果有,你點樣處理你同你死黨同佢男或女朋友既幻想?
八:定係實現左幻想,咁你又點樣處理?
九:你自慰/打飛機時會諗住邊個?
十:你最想同咩動物做愛?
十一:你覺得一次過同幾多男幾多女做愛係最好(optimal/最理想)?
十二:你最想係中大邊度做愛?

答1:有適合gei地方咩,唔覺
答2:可以睇到吐露港景色又唔會有人望住的地方,大家有冇好介紹?
答3:對地方冇咩fetish總之室內有床o既私人空間咪得
答4:我係中大好多度地方都做過,無咩新地方好吸引好想再去,有去過既就…唔…都係無咩特別好吸引。如果有$都係去賓館好玩d,因為可以多d時間慢慢諗下睇下點做又可以傾下計又可以一齊食野做下食下又可以一齊沖涼…
答5:一路都想偷偷地走入lecture theatre攪,d 位又舒服,仲要攪到污糟晒果隻,等人唔知乜事坐上去

十三:你覺唔覺得宿舍唔俾男女過夜係歧視異性戀?十四:有冇因為性生活問題(又唔講出來)而影響愛情?


Eroticism is indexical to architecture since the primodial habitat appeared on this planet, the space of violence/desire/dissident and the object of desire evolve as oneness in eroticism*

*The cave paintings (between 15,000 and 13,000 BC) > Greek classical order (decorations representing sexual organs)> the baroque (the chambers of secrets)> avante garde (the incestral & the uncanny space) > postmodern (the sex on display)> now anything but cybersex


Then, how does architecture fade away from kids' sexual fantasy, of their imaginations to a mood that defines eroticism?
Has our education system been sterilized to an extent with no eroticism, no mood, just intercourse studies??
or
Has Hong Kong architecture been demoted to empty signs and devoid of erotic mood to the general public since long after the "big split" (architectural space<>object of desire) in our architectural education? ?

Here is good slave recommend reading list for our educator to revisit and to save our children's imaginations-

Colomina Beatrix writings on gender spaces.
A Clockwork Orange by Stanley Kubrick.
Stud, Architecture of Masculinity, edit by Joel Sanders
The Metastases of Enjoyment by Slavoj Zizek
Read my Desire, Lacan against the Historicists, by Joan Copjec
Encyclopaedia Acephalica by George Bataille
La Dolce Vita by Federico Fellini
Ulysses by James Joyce
Henry James
Edgar Allan Poe
紅樓夢
花樣年華 - 黃家衛
傾城之戀, 張愛玲
愈快樂愈墮落 - 關錦鵬


and many many more…


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